Do I have control Issues?

I do love my girlfriend, but lately, since I've been graphing all her activities, then presenting them to her on a nightly basis- I've noticed that she has a statistically significant other. She spends twice as much time with another man who I will refrain from naming. Apparently she is tired of my "sub-par pillow talk" but the Bellman-Ford Algorithm is fascinating and comparing the Higgs-mechanism to the Quantum Mechanics of Hawking is something I've always dreamed of! She finds my graphing and note-taking of her activities "creepy" and just because I enjoy answering all her questions in iambic pentameter it makes me "insensitive". Look, we're a terrible match in hindsight- But sleeping together will make the local hook-up network a symmetrical graph! who can argue with that!?